Ladies and gents: The Fracas Rally 2015. Read the full comedy story in the next issue of Bike, on sale Wed 27 May... https://t.co/U6jopXn40j 12:47pm · 8 May 15

Nowt like a spot of office-based glazebusting to kick-start your Wednesday morning... http://t.co/sEAGkANMQb 9:14am · 6 May 15

Factory bike, Mk3 Cortina, rider kipping next to tool box, former world champ attending to gearing. Brilliant. https://t.co/NuSOe4n2y9 9:10am · 6 May 15

Splendid afternoon for a bimble. Seen 25mph down one hill... #mopedsrule http://t.co/XtHWtHH1QT 2:17pm · 4 May 15

Not entirely sure it's supposed to look like this. #twostrokefun http://t.co/kLspcWdMMA 3:11pm · 2 May 15

Got home a tad earlier this evening. Can't imagine why. http://t.co/fp4Ncg7JEs 5:38pm · 1 May 15

Hmm. The A606 doesn't normally feel so narrow or twisty... http://t.co/gm1cT6VcLk 5:44am · 29 Apr 15

All great, but @ValeYellow46 singing is the highlight... http://t.co/63KxMkAhxg 2:12pm · 24 Apr 15

You can't go to Morocco but Yam have MT-07 demo at MCN Festival, 16-17 May. Advance tickets: http://t.co/sYMpEKCs0S http://t.co/YSQsBcPn24 11:21am · 24 Apr 15

Enjoying a smoke on the ride to the office... #stinkwheel http://t.co/ZtrDNe4Pjx 9:07am · 24 Apr 15

Hmm. So do we stroll to the bookies at lunch and slap fifty quid on Rossi for the MotoGP title? 11:29am · 20 Apr 15

Cleaning flies off a visor might be a chore in July but it's welcome today. Warmth has arrived. Oh yes. 10:56am · 15 Apr 15

Strewth, look at that weather. We've dragged this beauty out the shed to celebrate... http://t.co/M8ULNt5dMd 3:17pm · 14 Apr 15

Friday lunchtime tomfoolery with knife-edge two-strokes... #melodylives https://t.co/wd6vG01JPO 4:22pm · 27 Mar 15

Been for a trundle on a funny new Kawasaki. Makes funny noises. Quite entertaining. https://t.co/pOUJbacOak 4:25pm · 24 Mar 15

Look at that weather. Jacket, open-face, bimble in the sun, swift pint of best? Essential. 2:56pm · 20 Mar 15

Times for WSB 2nd practice in Thailand. Looking good for the Brits, then. And who's that old boy in 7th? #stillfast http://t.co/5J5yADapxY 10:34am · 20 Mar 15

Young Valentino grabs a lift with his old man... http://t.co/W8qNAEVcgy 10:51am · 19 Mar 15

Turned out nice again #hellospring http://t.co/SJyKJSQkyW 9:44am · 11 Mar 15

H2. Lots of power, lots of speed. Quite enjoys the odd tyre too. https://t.co/67Wz4PX7uz 7:45pm · 4 Mar 15

...and H2's fantastic paint looks brown in certain light. http://t.co/yO52JsMDSG 1:07pm · 4 Mar 15

Ffffrtrskkrrraarrgghhhhrrrraaagghh... (yes, they've us loose on the H2R) 1:03pm · 4 Mar 15

Just been first journalists on H2. Ruddy heck. Can't imagine what H2R like this afternoon... http://t.co/2tFIqeewFD 8:03am · 4 Mar 15

Oooooooh... http://t.co/MONwSTD4D5 6:11am · 4 Mar 15

Tomorrow we're among the very first people outside Kwak to ride the new H2. Sweaty palms already... 5:03pm · 3 Mar 15

Michelin MotoGP tyre test, Sepang. Big fast front-end crashes for Lorenzo, Dovi, Espargaro... Work still to do on the front tyre, then. 6:48am · 26 Feb 15

Very first UK comparison test between new @Yamaha_Motor_UK MT-09 Tracer and best-selling rivals. Exclusively in new issue of @BikeMagazine 1:25pm · 25 Feb 15

Elbow down and waving for the photographer. As you do. http://t.co/amk8WK1Wv9 12:40pm · 25 Feb 15

Final times from MotoGP tests in Sepang. Good for @calcrutchlow and @BradleySmith38, less pleasing for Mr Melandri... http://t.co/yKD5nMxZRP 10:40am · 25 Feb 15

Farts, shyness, being a team player: @michaelafogarty talks exclusively about King @carlfogarty in new Legends issue of Bike, on sale today 10:01am · 25 Feb 15